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var text1="Magic Palooza: Better than a stick in the eye";
var text2="Magic Palooza: Sometimes magic isn't pretty";
var text3="Magic Palooza: The one in the middle is single";
var text4="Magic Palooza: It'll only feel like an eternity";
var text5="Magic Palooza: 50 minutes of the finest magic packed into a 2 hour show";
var text6="Magic Palooza: We had the picture taken, so show up";
var text7="Magic Palooza: We'll sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge";				
var text8="Magic Palooza: A little magic never hurt anyone";
var text9="Magic Palooza: A lot of magic, no hanging chads";
var text10="Magic Palooza: Like a stick of butter";
var text11="Magic Palooza: All the cool kids are doing it";
var text12="Magic Palooza: every 2nd Wednesday of the month, what else would you do";
var text13="Magic Palooza: the OTHER white meat";
var text14="Magic Palooza: come to the show or we come to your house";
var text15="Magic Palooza: more fun than cleaning your room";
var text16="Magic Palooza: Survivor's a repeat, come see a magic show";
var text17="Magic Palooza: Don't sit home and pick your nose, come to the show and pick a card";
var text18="Magic Palooza: tastes great, less filling";
var text19="Magic Palooza: you've already made it this far, may as well see the show";
var text20="Magic Palooza: Not so horrible";
var text21="Magic Palooza: cheaper than a movie";
var text22="Magic Palooza: Entertaining the masses since the age of enlightenment";
var text23="Magic Palooza: It's a magic show, not a cooking show";
var text24="Magic Palooza: guaranteed to make you feel something";
var text25="Magic Palooza: you bring the 10 bucks, leave the rest to us";
var text26="Magic Palooza: never better";
var text27="Magic Palooza: 50 million Elvis fans can't be wrong";
var text28="Magic Palooza: We won't burn any monkeys";
var text29="Magic Palooza: You don't need a pen";
var text30="Magic Palooza: Sit back, relax... it's all fake";
var text31="Magic Palooza: I'm so there man, so there";
var text32="Magic Palooza: Waaaasssssup!";	
var text33="Magic Palooza: What 10 bucks will get you these days";	
var text34="Magic Palooza: Only the rabbit bites";
var text35="Magic Palooza: Just like grandma used to make";
var text36="Magic Palooza: bring some soduko";
var text37="Magic Palooza: pneumonia,p-n-e-u-m-o-n-i-a, pneumonia";
var text38="Magic Palooza: banana fanna fo-looza, me mi mo-mooza";
var text39="Magic Palooza: no roaming charges";
var text40="Magic Palooza: now with lemon";						
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